Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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