My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I forgot wine drunk hurts
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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