did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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