Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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