Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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