He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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