Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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