Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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