i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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