I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
