i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
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