i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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