Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
