YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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