butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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