Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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