y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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