No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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