BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
God gave him joint rollers for hands
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Randomize
