Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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