got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
