Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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