So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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