Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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