You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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