My brain says no but my pants say off.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Randomize
