we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Man, jail baloney is awful.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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