D3 body, D1 cock
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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