I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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