HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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