Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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