Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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