I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Randomize
