yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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