In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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