Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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