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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
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