how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
Randomize
