benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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