is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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