He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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