the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
she smelled like a LAN party
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
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