i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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