That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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