And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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