Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Randomize
