Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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