The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
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