ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
