he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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