You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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