Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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