sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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