On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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