Me too!
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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